you're not alone...
Seriously...
Don't make this mistake...
Read to the end for lava flow
Read to the end for flying pizza
Read to the end for an escaping robot
Read to the end for a pointy thing snacking
Read to the end for a 1000° C ball
Read to the end for a good bee post
Read to the end for a jumping armadillo
Read to the end for a falling bear
Read to the end for a big turtle